How to Get a Job Getting People to Jump On Beds:

1 – Go to architecture school.

2 – Go on a “folk-singing” tour with a Canadian for 3 weeks.

3 – Sell apples for 7 years.

4 – Go to South Africa

5 – Call Desmond Tutu

Follow all of these instructions in precisely this order.

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